Self Improvement

Better Mouse Trap 1 S

+0.01 S/sec

"It doesn't catch mice, it just catches your hopes."

Owned: 0

Placebo Effect 5 S

Unlocks a progress bar that goes up.

"Does it feel faster? Good for you."

Aggressive Marketing 10 S

Unlocks Prestige.

"Hype is the only real currency anyway."

Slightly Rounder Buttons 25 S

+1.0 S (One time). Modifies UI.

"Aerodynamics for your UI. Total game changer."

Mandatory Synergy 50 S

Auto-Sapper & Clicks Multiplier.

"Unlocks impactful gameplay feel."

Deep Meditation FREE

The reward for absolute inaction.

"You waited 5 minutes for this. Was it worth it?"