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Sengoku Arsenal

Civil War Arsenal

Gentleman's Shop

Vietnam Arsenal

THE GOOFY STORE

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Secret Shop

What's New?

V9.0 - THE VIETNAM WAR UPDATE

Vietnam Arsenal: Deploy into the jungle with M16A1 rifles, M60 machine guns, and Combat Machetes.
New Maps: Added Rice Paddies and the Ho Chi Minh Trail environments.
Jungle Faces: Equip the GI Soldier and Guerrilla Stalker faces.
Tactical Gear: New M1 Steel Pot and Boonie Hat accessories available in the style menu.

V8.0 - THE BRI'SH UPDATE

Gentleman's Shop: A dapper new store for the refined slapper.
New Category - Drinks: Keep the face hydrated with Tea and Coffee.
Proper Style: New Top Hat, Mustache, and Monocle accessories.
British Icons: Equip the Gentleman and Bobby faces!
Dapper Gear: Added the Sturdy Umbrella and Gentleman's Cane tools.

V7.0 - AMERICAN CIVIL WAR UPDATE

Civil War Arsenal: A massive new shop featuring muskets, revolvers, and sabers.
Historical Icons: Equip the faces of Lincoln, Grant, and Lee!
Famous Battlefields: Gettysburg and Antietam added as interactive maps.
Uniform Cosmetics: New Kepi hats for both Union and Confederate factions.
Authentic Graphics: Completely redesigned period-accurate SVGs for all items.

V6.1 - THREE GREAT UNIFIERS UPDATE

Masked Clan Collection: Choose your loyalty! Added unique Masked faces for Oda, Shimazu, Tokugawa, Mori, Honma, Ashikaga, Tendai, Uesugi, and Ikko-ikki, each with their own kamon.
Traditional Revival: Reverted all "OUR" branding back to standard "Shop" and "Points" for a classic feel.
The Three Unifiers: Equip the faces of Nobunaga, Hideyoshi, and Ieyasu!
Expanded Arsenal: New Sengoku tools like the Kusarigama, Tekko-kagi, and Ono axe.
Sekigahara: Experience the legendary battlefield in our newest map.
Theme Consistency: Unified the Sengoku arsenal and map selection with more immersive visuals.

V6.0 - SLAVIC WIND UPDATE

Soviet Icons: Added the Stalin and Gopnik faces to the shop!
Slavic Arsenal: AK-47, AK-12, TT-33, and the massive TOZ-123 are now available!
Elite Style: Equip the VDV Beret and Ushanka for that authentic Slavic look.

V5.0 - APRIL FOOLS MEGA UPDATE!

ULTRA BOLD STYLE: Removed Comic Sans. Now we use pure, heavy impact bold text for maximum slap energy.
New Shop: The Goofy Store! Found next to the Sengoku shop. Get your Whoopee Cushions and Ban Hammers!
Floating Balloons: Cherry blossoms are so last season. We have balloons now!
Wii BGM: Experience the serenity of the Wii Shop Channel while slapping.
New Faces: Derp Face and Surprised Face are now live!

V4.5 - THE TOTAL IMMERSION UPDATE

Unique Backgrounds: Every map now features its own detailed environment art, from Enryaku-ji Temple to the Bamboo Forest!
New Category: Hair! Customize your look with the 'Chonmage' samurai haircut. It cleverly tucks away when you put on a hat!
Emotional Damage+: Added 'Disown' and 'Bully' to the Emotional Shop.
Gourmet Expansion: Sushi and Ramen are now available on the menu.

V4.4.1 - LEADERBOARD FIX

Versioned Rankings: Fixed a bug where old rankings persisted after game updates. Leaderboards now reset for each major version to keep competition fair!

V4.4 - FEUDAL JAPAN UPDATE

New Locations: Added 4 immersive maps: Sado Island, Izhuara, Matsuyama Castle, and Korokuzaka Bamboo Forest!
Ambient Visuals: Falling Sakura petals now drift across the background!
Accessory Layering: Huge overhaul! You can now equip Head, Eye, Face, and Back accessories simultaneously.
New Faces: Masterless Ronin, Graceful Geisha, and Shadow Shinobi faces are now available.
Tanegashima: The legendary matchlock gun has arrived in the Sengoku Arsenal!
New Music: Relax and slap to the serene sounds of 'Koto Echoes'.

V4.3 - SENGOKU ARSENAL UPDATE

Sengoku Shop: A new specialized shop for traditional Japanese weaponry! Found below the Leaderboard.
New Items: Added 16 new weapons including the Kunai, Tsuruhashi, and various Yari spears.
Consolidation: All existing samurai blades and polearms have been moved from the main shop to the Sengoku Arsenal.
Face Accessories: New customization button in the bottom left! Equip free hats and masks like the Kabuto and Ushanka.

V4.2 - SPICY SOUNDS UPDATE

Spicy Shock: The Ghost Pepper now has a unique interaction! Watch the face go into a burning frenzy.
Custom SFX: Added custom sound slot support for Lobotomy, Oof, RD2 Low Honor hit sounds, and the Flashbang activation!

V4.1 - SKINS & EXPANSION UPDATE

Tool Skins: Customize your weapons! Access the new Tool Skins tab via the gear icon on any unlocked tool.
New Environments: Added 5 epic new maps: Afghanistan, Mount Hiei, Magma Land, Kagoshima, and Enryaku-ji Temple.
Gourmet Food: Stocked the fridge with French Fries, PB&J, Nutella, and the legendary Ghost Pepper!
New Melee: Added the Wakizashi, Tanto, and the heavy Sledgehammer to the tools shop.

V4.0 - COMBAT & CATERING UPDATE

Full Auto: Added "Hold to Shoot" for M134 Minigun, AA-12, Flamethrower, M4A1, SIG MCX, Kriss Vector, and M249!
Explosive Visuals: Rocket and Grenade launchers now feature custom explosion effects and a 5s rocket cooldown.
Interactive Eating: The face now responds with unique dialogue whenever you feed it food.
TF2 Legends: Unlock the Pyro (via burning achievement) and Soldier faces.
Expanded Arsenal: Added SIG MCX, Kriss Vector, Bisento, Naganita, and the Bō staff.
Ultimate Flash: Unlock the "Ultimate Flashbang" via the "FLASHBANG OUT!!" achievement.
Rebalance: Reduced Torch fire damage to 10 for better pacing.

V3.8 - THE GOURMET GORE UPDATE

New Category: Food! Feed the face to earn Slap Points and Food Points. Features Carrots, Steaks, Fillet Mignon, and Big Macs!
New Tool: The Panlander! Unlock this extra-long pan by hitting the face 100 times with a standard Frying Pan.
Heavy Weapons: Added the M134 Minigun (1M points) and the SPAS-12 Shotgun (100k points).
UI Optimization: Scaled down HUD buttons to fit better on all mobile devices.

V3.7 - THE GREAT REBALANCING

Event Retired: The Global Slap Event has been removed due to inactivity.
Shop Update: High-tier weapons like the Barrett M82 (300k), Nodachi (100k), and Nagae-yari (200k) are now directly buyable.
Ultimate Goal: The Golden Frying Pan is now available for 1,000,000 slap points!
Bug Fix: Fixed an issue where standard weapons could incorrectly earn Emotional Points.

V3.6 - THE ULTIMATE CHALLENGE

Event Expansion: New milestones added up to 100k slaps!
60k-100k Unlocks: CheyTac Intervention, Flamethrower, M67, AA-12, and the Golden Frying Pan!
Descriptions: All items in the shop now have detailed descriptions.

V3.5 - THE GLOBAL EVENT

Slap Together: Every slap counts towards a shared community goal!
Global Unlocks: 10k slaps unlocks the Nodachi, 20k unlocks the Nagae-yari, and 30k unlocks the Barrett M82!
Shared Rewards: Once the milestone is hit, everyone can equip these epic items for free in the shop!

V3.4 - Global Rankings

Leaderboard: Compare your progress! Tracks Slap Points and Emotional Points globally.
Live Sync: See where you stand against other slappers in real-time.

V3.3 - Heat Wave & Heavy Arms

Burning Melee: Added the Torch! It sets the face on fire for points over time.
Secret Arsenal: The Secret Shop now has a Guns category featuring the RPG and Grenade Launcher.
More Mental Attacks: Added "Middle Finger" and "Mock" to the Emotional Shop.
Balance: Reduced Swear emotional point gain to 1. Added the Stick (1 point).

V3.2 - Emotional Damage

New Mechanic: Emotional Points! Earn them by being extra mean.
Emotional Shop: A new tab featuring mental attacks.
Swear: Use this to make the face cry! Includes special dialogue and "Emotional Damage" SFX.

V3.1 - The Patient Warrior

New Face: NVGs Guy! Unlock by leaving the face alone for 10 seconds.
Stun Baton: Smacking the face 100 times with a Bat unlocks this. Features a stacking Point Multiplier!
Dropkick: The ultimate RKO. Unlock by punching with the Glove 50 times.

V3.0 - Maps & Solar Power

New Maps Button: Change your surroundings! Added Deserted Plains and Amazon Rainforest.
Legendary Weapons: Added The Sun and Holy Mackerel.
Special Requirements: Achievement-gated weapons are now live! Flashbang face 10 times to unlock The Sun.

V2.9 - Gore & Progression

Gore Visuals: Teeth now fly off when slapped!
Battle Scars: Katana and Knife now leave visible scars and trigger screams.
Gated Progress: High-tier items and faces now require specific achievements to unlock.
New Dialogue: Added unique reactions for losing teeth and getting scarred.

V2.8 - Mercy & Trolls

New Mechanic: Beg for Mercy! The face now reacts when you slap too much.
Remade the Troll Face skin for ultimate frustration.
New Achievements: "THINK FAST", "Swiss Cheese", and "U mad bro?".

V2.7 - Hall of Fame

New Achievements System!
Track your progress with the new Hall of Fame tab.
Real-time notifications: "You got an achievement!" toasts.
Unlocked a dozen unique milestones from "First Blood" to "Secret Shop".

V2.6 - The Secret Shop

New Secret Shop unlocked!
High Tier: Greatsword & Chainsaw (Hold to attack).
New Item: Molotov Cocktail with burning DoT and unique dialogue.
Kitchen Violence: Added the Frying Pan with satisfying CLANG sounds.

V2.5 - Heavy Artillery

New Guns: M4A1 & M249.
New Throwable: C4 Explosive.
New Mechanic: Talking Face! It now talks every 60s.
New Faces: Scaredy-cat, Bruised.
Balance: Nerfed Folding Chair (Cost 9K, Power 250).

V2.4 - Tactical Arsenal

New Category: Guns! Added M1911 Pistol with manual aiming.
New Weapons: Katana, Aluminum Bat, and The Belt.
Manual aiming joystick for firearms.

V2.3 - Items & Debuffs

New Weapon: Folding Chair.
New Throwable: Flashbang! Deals a Concussion debuff for 2.5x point gain.

V2.2 - Violent Tendencies

New Weapon: Knife with stab sound effects.
Added Throwable: Grenades with explosive VFX.
Dynamic Blood & Bruise visual effects.

V2.1 - Iconic Faces

New Face: TF2 Scout.
New Sound: FAHHHHH.
Bug fixes for skin rendering.

Slap-O-Rama Update History

Hall of Fame

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All Accessories are free!

Future Roadmap

Coming Soon to Slap-O-Rama

Vietnam War Update

Status: COMPLETED

Bri'sh Update

Status: COMPLETED

WW2 Update

Status: Concept Phase

French Update

Status: Concept Phase

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VIETNAM DEPLOYMENT

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Upgrades

Sengoku Arsenal

Civil War Arsenal

Gentleman's Shop

Vietnam Arsenal

THE GOOFY STORE

Secret Shop

What's New?

V9.0 - THE VIETNAM WAR UPDATE

V8.0 - THE BRI'SH UPDATE

V7.0 - AMERICAN CIVIL WAR UPDATE

V6.1 - THREE GREAT UNIFIERS UPDATE

V6.0 - SLAVIC WIND UPDATE

V5.0 - APRIL FOOLS MEGA UPDATE!

V4.5 - THE TOTAL IMMERSION UPDATE

V4.4.1 - LEADERBOARD FIX

V4.4 - FEUDAL JAPAN UPDATE

V4.3 - SENGOKU ARSENAL UPDATE

V4.2 - SPICY SOUNDS UPDATE

V4.1 - SKINS & EXPANSION UPDATE

V4.0 - COMBAT & CATERING UPDATE

V3.8 - THE GOURMET GORE UPDATE

V3.7 - THE GREAT REBALANCING

V3.6 - THE ULTIMATE CHALLENGE

V3.5 - THE GLOBAL EVENT

V3.4 - Global Rankings

V3.3 - Heat Wave & Heavy Arms

V3.2 - Emotional Damage

V3.1 - The Patient Warrior

V3.0 - Maps & Solar Power

V2.9 - Gore & Progression

V2.8 - Mercy & Trolls

V2.7 - Hall of Fame

V2.6 - The Secret Shop

V2.5 - Heavy Artillery

V2.4 - Tactical Arsenal

V2.3 - Items & Debuffs

V2.2 - Violent Tendencies

V2.1 - Iconic Faces

Hall of Fame

Customize Face

Future Roadmap

Vietnam War Update

Bri'sh Update

WW2 Update

French Update

Global Rankings