TRAGEDY AT OFFICE: MICAH SWALLOWED WITH A PENCIL AND DIED

In a bizarre turn of events, local animatronic enthusiast Micah was found deceased early this morning. Authorities state the cause of death was accidental ingestion of a No. 2 pencil while attempting to explain the complexities of corn farming to a security camera.

"He loved corn, and he loved writing about it," said a tearful colleague. "We just didn't think the two passions would collide so violently." The night guard on duty reportedly survived the shift but refused to comment, citing severe psychological distress.