You have the kind of face that makes onions cry.
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.
You bring everyone so much joy… when you leave the room.
You're like a cloud. When you disappear, it’s a beautiful day.
I’m not insulting you, I’m describing you.
You look like a 'before' picture.
If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
You have miles to go before you reach mediocre.
Your secrets are always safe with me. I never even listen.
You're proof that evolution can go in reverse.
Analyzing your tragic search history...
Lowering expectations to match your vibe...
Consulting your ex for material...
Finding your best angle (Error 404)...
Buffering insult to maximum damage...