SCARY

FATAL_ERROR_0xSTICKMAN

A critical memory overflow has occurred.

Buffer size: [REDACTED]

Current Mass: TOO BIG

Attempting to reboot reality...

ERROR_CODE: GLUTTONY_MAX
Tap food to eat!

(Good ending)

He ate way too much and exploded!

(Bad ending)

He died of starvation...

Buff Man

SIGMA ENDING

He stopped eating and started grinding. From stickman to absolute unit.

Healthy Ending

He stepped away from the table and into the world. Peace at last.

RESCUE ENDING

You did it! The chair is gone, the ropes are cut. He is free to be himself again.

HEAVY REALITY

Gravity is the only thing realer than the void. Too much pizza for enlightenment.

Workout Quitter

The spirit was willing, but the carbs were heavy. He gave up and went back to dreaming of pizza.

SUN EATER

(Fan Idea)

He actually did it. He ate the source of all light. It tasted like lemons and regret.

BADDIE ENDING πŸ’…

Style is the only thing that matters in this sketch. Period.

TIME PARADOX

He consumed his yesterday to feed his today. The loop is closed.

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