DARKIRON OS v9.9.9
AUTHORITY: ABSOLUTE
OMNIVERSAL THREAT
HP: 999,999,999,999 / 999,999,999,999
STATUS: IMPENETRABLE PLOT ARMOR DETECTED
NARRATIVE_CONSOLE.exe
ROOT ACCESS
> Initiating Darkiron Protocol...
> Target acquired. Assessing narrative weight...
> WARNING: Target logic defies physics.
> Awaiting Author Override..._
THREAT DELETED
Reality integrity preserved.