"Ugh, this phone is so slow! It won't load anything!"
"TAKE THAT, PIECE OF JUNK!"(You smashed it)
ART COLLECTOR:
"Incredible! Such raw emotion! The juxtaposition of modern technology and primal rage! I'll give you $100 for this piece!"
"Wait... people pay for broken phones?"
"I HAVE A BUSINESS IDEA."
Sell your entire empire to start over with a permanent +100% Profit Multiplier per rebirth.