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v301.0.2026 (STABLE)

YOU VS HOMER

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Version Logs
[v297.1.2026] JUMPSCARE & VIGNETTE UPDATE: Shortened Roaring Homer jumpscare to 1 second. Vignette now tracks hunter proximity with a maroon color-shift while maintaining steady brightness.
[v292.0.2026] SPLATTER UPDATE: Advanced liquid phlegm physics with visceral splatter impact. Added stick-figure corpse fallback for all Barts.
[v286.0.2026] PHLEGM POLISH: Coughing now leaves a perfect, smaller trail of green phlegm for 2s. Recalibrated menu to a compact 0.88x scale. Integrated Roaring Homer distant chase music.
[v284.0.2026] THE PHLEGM UPDATE: Swapped acid hazards for strictly visual phlegm trails. Added Chat Filter toggle to startup menu (default: Non-Filtered).
[v276.0.2026] PROTOTYPE UPDATE: Restored 'The Prototype' hunter-skin. The Prototype is 1.5x larger and can phase through any wall except for the central reactor black box. Implemented dynamic skin profile pictures on the far left of chat messages. Added egg identifiers to all Easter Egg exclusive shop skins.
[v274.0.2026] EASTER UPDATE: Added Collectible Easter Eggs (Q2 each) scattered across the map. Eggs are now collected by touching/walking over them. Replaced old hazards with high-fidelity egg assets. Updated version numbering.
[v262.0.2026] THE DRAMA UPDATE: Mentions now trigger automatic replies for up to 15 bots. Implemented an Argument Engine with a 12% conflict chance. Protected mentions from Morse/Symbol distortions.
[v260.0.2026] CONSCIOUSNESS 101%: Bots now act on chat commands like 'come closer' or 'run away' when mentioned. Implemented inter-bot commanding where Barts and Homers influence each other. Added red highlighting for mentions. Location snapshots now use obfuscated coordinate packets to prevent beaconing. Simulation now pauses while chatting to maintain focus.
[v257.0.2026] THE CONSCIOUSNESS UPDATE: Barts and Homers now engage in fully sentient two-way conversations with each other and the player. Optimized personality mapping for Lisa, Ned, and Marge. Added Lisa's custom 'Room' taunt SFX. Generic Bart bots now communicate in normal, standard English. Refined mention system for targeted bot replies.
[v253.0.2026] PERSISTENCE & HUD FIX: Chat logs now automatically reset every new round. Fixed AI 'hallucination' bug where bots reported skins not present in the hunt. Repositioned Homer's caught counter to the bottom-left for a cleaner interface.
[v244.0.2026] THE CHATTER UPDATE: Implemented an advanced Bart bot personality-engine. Fellow Barts now engage in contextual, human-like chatter during the hunt, complete with a TikTok slang dictionary ("no cap", "fr", "sus"). Added a toggleable Chat Log panel via the new speech-bubble icon located under the Caught Counter.
[v241.0.2026] THE NULL UPDATE: Added "NULL" Homer skin (Q1000) with 1.25x speed boost. Integrated high-frequency rainbow-shifting stun animation for Null when hit by crates. Bart bots now aggressively use defensive crate-throwing AI when pursued by Null. Re-tuned crate collision logic to support Null's stun-state.
[v239.0.2026] DEFINITIVE REMIX UPDATE: Reverted 'super far' proximity music to classic BGM. Refined Homer AI to strictly ignore the spectator camera and focus on Barts. Spectator camera now snaps and locks instantly to targets. Restored animated Circular Saw GIF logic and full mobility. Added Banana Peel hazards to Obstacle mode.
[v231.0.2026] BOT VARIETY UPDATE: Overhauled bot spawner to randomly equip a mix of classic and all new remix skins. HOMER BOTS DISABLED FROM USING 'FIND' to prevent incorrect sound playback for custom skins. Finalized version numbering and performance stabilization.
[v229.0.2026] DESTRUCTION & GACHA UPDATE: Thrown crates now shatter into significantly more fragments. Homers instantly track the sound of crate destructions within 800 units. Added an uber-rare Skin Fragment drop from crates—touch to instantly unlock a random locked skin! Secret skins FAITH and hOjMeR now slowly flash maroon with no glow effects.
[v216.0.2026] SECRET & HUD UPDATE: Positioned "BARTS CAUGHT" counter directly beneath the role-badge group on the left. Implemented unique visual styles for FAITH and hOjMeR secret skins: jittery shake paired with a slow maroon flash (no glow). Relocated Kill Feed to top-left for unobstructed viewing.
[v216.0.2026-ALT] UI REFINEMENT: Renamed "BART BASH" to "Bart Bash" specifically in the Skin Shop for a cleaner interface look, while maintaining all-caps identifiers in the HUD and Kill Feed.
[v215.0.2026] MASTER POLISH: HUD rearranged for maximum visibility. "BARTS CAUGHT" moved below Quidz ticker and ID bug fixed. Timer enlarged with premium backing. Fixed "TAUNTING!" label layering above player names. Verified all character name capitalization.
[v213.0.2026] REWARD UPDATE: Added live Quidz Ticker to the HUD for real-time tracking of earnings. Survival reward system overhauled: players now earn between 1 and 10+ Quidz based on performance (time survived or catch speed).
[v212.0.2026] UI AUDIT: Forced all-caps identifiers in HUD (BART, HOMER) except for the Shop. Refined corner-spawning for Homer bots to ensure a safe distance at the start of the hunt.
[v207.0.2026] DESTRUCTION UPDATE: Added Crate Explosions! Uncommon chance (20%) for thrown crates to shatter into wooden splinters on wall impact. Huggy Wuggy now shatters crates instantly when sprinting through them. Integrated 'Wood Broken' SFX. Balanced bot spawns: Classic Bart bots now appear much more frequently, while Baby Barts are now a rare encounter. Renamed 'Green Bart' to 'BART BASH' in HUD/feed. Restored Jump button for Homer (proximity-restricted).
[v206.0.2026] THE EXCLUSIVE UPDATE: Added PIM (Event) and Swordwrath (Event) to the shop with special April Fools pricing. Shop now features a smooth slider. Remade kill feed format: [Homer] caught [Bart]. Static overlay now strictly hidden in non-1 Bart modes. Camera logic advanced for fluid locking. Shop button removed from pause panel. Missing SFX and taunts for all skins restored.
[v206.0.2026] THE POLISH UPDATE: Huggy scale fixed (6.5x). Homer AI refined to be 'Smart but Predictable'. Added 'Cool Escape' (spiraling/wall-phase). Taunts now have a rare failure chance (Coughing). SAW sway removed.
[v201.5.2026] BOOST UPDATE: Speed boost for platform support increased to 1.5x. Condition updated: must both LIKE and COMMENT to activate the boost!
[v201.5.2026] RULESET UPDATE: 'Caged' timer tightened to 3s. '1 Bart' now only conflicts with Triple/Quadruple modes. Spectator button physically falls off if clicked 10x in survivor modes.
[v200.0.2026] ATMOSPHERE UPDATE: Inverted the '1 Bart' static overlay logic—visual static now intensifies when the swarm is near. Added atmospheric TV static audio (25% vol) that plays when everyone is far.
[v199.0.2026] UI REFINEMENT: Cleaned up the pause panel by hiding Shuffle Roles and Exit buttons while spectating, as they are now handled by the spectator controller.
[v197.0.2026] THE SPECTATOR UPDATE: Camera now always follows player Bart in spectate mode for consistent audio perspective. Unified spectator exit button. Automatically triggers Homers Win if last bot caught while spectating.
[v192.0.2026] THE APRIL UPDATE: Added Swordwrath skin (Q125). Rebranded Barterfinger. Integrated persistent cloud-saving for player progress. Optimized Static and Standard Homer audio variety.
[v185.0+] AUDIO VARIETY: Added secondary kill sound (Crash) for Static Homer and a third kill sound (Eat) for Standard Homer. Proximity meter reverted to classic identifier names (HOMER, NED, etc.) instead of shop labels.
[v185.0] THE SECRET UPDATE: Added hOjMer (Rare Hunter) and FAITH (Secret Bart). Unlocked only by being caught by hOjMer. "1 Bart" mode optimized for standard swarm. Walk animations disabled for all except Circular Saw.
[v185.0-BETA] MOVEMENT BALANCE: Added a 0.3s global cooldown to the Jump ability. Liked and Commented? Enjoy a permanent 1.5x speed boost for Bart! (Excluded for Bash and Scout skins).
[v184.0] STABILITY UPDATE: Rolled back corrupted skin identifiers. Integrated new high-fidelity kill sounds for Ned and Bear5.
[v178.0] DEFINITIVE AUDIT: Fixed model-defaulting for Bear5 and Inverted Homer. Verified shop registration for Ned, Toxic Bart, and Scout. Re-mapped unique sound effects to signatures.
[v176.0] THE SWARM UPDATE: Added "1 Bart" minigame—you vs everyone. Proximity meter now says "EVERYONE". L.B.S. disabled in swarm mode. Replaced "JUKE!" text with a bone icon pop-up.
[v175.0] THE REFINED UPDATE: Achievements removed for a cleaner experience. Moved difficulty badge next to the title. Added tiered color-coding for all difficulty levels.
[v174.0] THE RARE BOSS UPDATE: Doey is now a rare spawn encounter, making his massive presence much more of a surprise round.
[v172.0] THE SILHOUETTE UPDATE: Doey now costs 1322 Quidz and appears as a mysterious blacked-out silhouette in the shop until unlocked.
[v171.0] THE EXCLUSIVITY UPDATE: Enforced a strict "One Poppy Skin" rule—only one Poppy Playtime boss can haunt the map at a time. Music is now perfectly synchronized to silence during monologues and resume after transformations.
[v170.0] ATMOSPHERIC CADENCE: Doey and Mommy Long Legs now trigger their idle groans exactly every 8 seconds, creating a much more rhythmic and haunting atmosphere.
[v168.0] THE DOEY UPDATE: Added Doey as a free skin. He is massive, towers over Homer, and contains three children within.
[v167.0] THE SCOUT FIX: Re-indexed the Scout skin identifier for guaranteed shop visibility. Verified 1.3x speed scaling and kneecap-breaking audio triggers.
[v165.0] THE SCOUT UPDATE: Added Scout (Q600). He is 1.3x faster than Homer (Player Only!) and has unique 'Kneecap' bone-breaking juke sounds.
[v161.0] THE LEGENDARY JUKE: Bart Bash skin now gives 1.2x speed (only for you, bots are too slow lol). Juking is now a passive skill—just escape to break their ankles! Reverted Domer to his classic original taunt but kept the loud Ned/Bear5 kill sounds. Hunt is officially peak!
[v159.0] THE FUNNY UPDATE: Added Bear5 (Loud!), Ned (Diddly!), and Inverted Homer. Neon Bart is here! Barterfinger price hiked to Q1000 (literally unplayable sniff sniff).
[v155.0] CatNap/Nightmare Huggy synergy finalized. Sleep Gas silent mode active. Proximity music for Chapter 3 integrated.

CAUGHT!

Homer got you.

MOE'S TAVERN