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YOUR TICKET
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OBSERVING...

Observational Notes:

  • Smells like stale coffee.
  • Twitching left eye.
  • Holding a suspiciously loud briefcase.

What's in their bag?

Nailed it.

Time flies when you're nosey. Queue jumps by 5.

Certificate of Patience

This certifies that

Ticket #99

Successfully observed 0 weirdos.

THE WAITING ROOM