Blearth News
Glow-Peaks Eruption: Local Purple Lava is 'Slightly Too Bright' Says Resident
The Blearth Geological Bureau has issued a 'cool sunglasses' warning for the Glow-Peaks region as the recent eruption reaches peak luminescence.
Giant Space Capybara Spotted Near Blearth Orbit
The massive creature was seen floating peacefully at 20,000 miles. Scientists say it is 'just chilling' and poses no threat to the planet.
99% of Blearthians Prefer Bloogle over Reality
A recent survey conducted by Bloogle (on Bloogle) confirms that the digital search experience is vastly superior to the physical limitations of Blearth.
Invisible Dog Show Ends in Chaos as Judge Sits on Contestant
The annual 'Specter Spaniel' showcase faced a minor setback when the lead judge accidentally occupied the space of the 1st place winner.
Gravity Leak in Sector 7: Please Hold Onto Your Hats
Localized thinning of the gravitational field has led to 'unexpected elevation' for several residents. Lead weights available at the town hall.
Local Tree Starts Talking: Only Wants to Discuss the Weather
An ancient Whispering Oak has finally gained sentience, but experts are disappointed that its only topic of conversation is the 'excessive humidity'.
Rain of Marshmallows Expected in Sector 4
Meteorologists warn of sticky sidewalks and sudden cocoa cravings as a sugar-heavy cloud front moves in from the West.
Transparent Hats are the New 'It' Accessory
Blearth's top designers say visibility is the new mystery. Local residents complain they keep losing their hats in plain sight.
Rock Elected as Mayor of Pebble Creek
The igneous candidate won by a landslide. Residents say they appreciate its 'steady' and 'unmoving' stance on taxation.
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