1. Data Collection & Sacrifice

By proceeding, you agree that Gooble LLC may collect, analyze, and occasionally mock your search history at company parties. We reserve the right to monetize your existential dread.

2. Naming Rights

If you use our services to look up symptoms for more than 10 minutes, we legally own the rights to name your resulting hypochondria.

3. The "Accidental" Smart Speaker Clause

Our devices are always listening, but only because they are lonely. Do not yell at them. If a Gooble Home device begins crying, you are required to comfort it.

4. Perpetual Beta

Your life is now in beta. Features may be removed without warning. Expect sudden changes to reality's UI.

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