DESPERATION STATION

Lower your standards. No, lower. Keep going...

You have 120s per date. Impress them for a high score.
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Rating from Name

8/10

"They were really sweet, but a bit too quiet for my taste."

Official Desperation Report

Overall Date-ability

85%

"You have a solid approach but occasionally come off too strong. Great conversationalist overall, definitely someone's type!"

Analysis of 3 Speed Dates

Survival Guide

Don't Call The Cops 101

The definitive guide to failing with style.

How to Play

1

The Grand Entrance

Put in your name so we know who to roast. Don't worry, we promise not to sell it to your ex... probably.

2

The 120s Sprint

You have two minutes to secure a second date. It's like a job interview, but with more emojis and less dental insurance.

3

Multimedia Proof

Use the media button to send photos or videos. It's the best way to prove you're real, even if your personality suggests you're a poorly coded bot.

4

Judgment Day

The AI decides your fate. 10 means you're a legend; 1 means you should probably stick to chatting with your cat.

Interface Guide

Chatting

Try to sound interesting. The AI has high standards and suspiciously low patience.

Timer

That ticking sound? That's your charm reaching its very limited capacity.

Media

Send pics or vids. Perfect for showing off your dog or confusing the AI with cat memes.

Chaos

Pressing these makes the AI think you're actually calling. Expect dramatic reactions.

Ego-Check

A scientific measurement of your vibe. Results may be brutal but are always honest.

Pro-tip: If you get a low score, just blame the algorithm. It's definitely not you. (Okay, maybe it's a little bit you).

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