Bio-Scanner Pro

Version 4.2.0 - Sneeze Edition

Begin Bio-Scan
> INITIALIZING BIOSENSORS...
> WAITING FOR INPUT...
Threat Level: Low 0%

CRITICAL THREAT DETECTED!

Your mobile is infested with viruses. Wipe your screen immediately and PLEASE, stop sneezing on your phone!

Hygiene Bot

There we go. Much better! See? It is possible to have a clean screen when you actually try. Now, go wash your hands... just in case.

Official Verification

Certificate of Hygiene

This document certifies that the user has successfully decontaminated their mobile device from biological residue.

98% CLEANER

(The remaining 2% is just your character/personality)

DATE: --/--/--
STATUS: DECONTAMINATED
Bio-Scanner Pro Compliance Dept.