Jax
"Alright Gangle, keep your eye on the ball... or whatever passes for eyes on that ribbon head of yours."
Zooble
"Look, stop crying. It's just a mask. I have some spare parts... here, try this plastic one. It's unbreakable."
Pomni
"I-I don't know how to use this machine! Why is there a button for 'Digital Existential Dread' extra large??"