Fish Dodge

Great White Arc Patrol

Great White is a shark that circles around aimlessly in big arcs hoping you'll just accidentally wander into its open mouth so it doesn't have to work for a meal.

Bull Shark Lock-On

Bull Shark is a shark that takes your existence personally and will charge at you like an underwater torpedo until one of you hits a wall.

Hammerhead Sonar Sweep

Hammerhead is a shark that looks like a DIY tool gone wrong and uses its weird wide face to scan the water for your lunch money.

Lemon Shark Slow Fog

Lemon Shark is a shark that has terrible indigestion and leaves massive yellow clouds of slow-gas everywhere that make you move like you're swimming in syrup.

Nurse Shark Synergy

Nurse Shark is a shark that is basically the Lemon Shark's lazy best friend, waiting around for you to get stuck in the gas so it can snack on you for free.

Lemon-Lemon Joke Variant

Lemon-Lemon is a shark that is a literal fruit with fins; it has no special abilities, no personality, and is only here to look ridiculous.

Flying Shark Loop-de-loop

Flying Shark is a shark that identifies as a stunt pilot and spends its life doing loop-de-loops because regular swimming is just too mainstream for it.

Robo Shark 3000 Mag-Mines

Robo Shark 3000 is a shark that was built in a garage from scrap metal and is programmed specifically to drop explosive 'presents' all over your path.

Megalodon The Titan

Megalodon is a shark that is an absolute unit of prehistoric beef; it's too thick to move fast but too big for you to actually dodge without a calculator.

Strawberry Shark Sweet Scent

Strawberry Shark is a shark that smells like a summer picnic but will actually delete your health bar if you hang around too long for the vibes.

Mr. Sharky Pants Summoner

Mr. Sharky Pants is a shark that thinks he's a tech genius; he throws tiny robot toys at you and then zooms away like a coward before you can retaliate.

The Apex Mech World Boss

The Apex Mech is a shark (trapped in a giant ball) that is a mechanical nightmare with laser pointers and way too many arms specifically designed to annoy you.

Crocodile Barrel Roll

Crocodile is a reptile (not a shark) that loves to roll around like a maniac and mangle anyone who enters its personal horizontal space.

Super Shark The Protector

Super Shark is a shark that wears a cape and thinks you're the villain; he chases you with heroic determination (but a very slow reaction time) to 'save' the other predators from your fishy face.

The Shark Book 100 Levels of Marine Mastery