BAD BIZ INC.

Disrupting nothing since 2024

Quarter 1
Cash $1,000
Energy
Rep MEH
Self Care:

Product Strategy

Quality 50%

High quality costs more per launch.

Marketing Hype 50%

Hype masks low quality but burns cash.

Boardroom Log

Employees: 1
Welcome, CEO. Try not to go bankrupt in 12 quarters.

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IPO SUCCESS!

You somehow failed upwards into a billion dollar valuation.

Final Net Worth $0
Status BROKE
A Bad Business Simulation