Select all squares with
bicycles
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Please verify you are human
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Select all squares showing
existential dread
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Tap the BLUE SQUARE
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Human Intelligence Test
Solve this simple equation:
Verification in progress...
Color Synchronization
Tap the button corresponding to the instruction
Instruction:
TAP THE BLUE BUTTON
Note: Perception of color may vary based on your biological hardware. If you see sounds, please restart your router.
Step 7 of 10
Accept the Terms of Service to proceed.
SECTION 1: ACKNOWLEDGEMENT OF ROBOTIC TENDENCIES
By clicking "Accept", you acknowledge that your recent behavior has been highly suspicious and indistinguishable from automated scripts. You agree that your humanity is currently unverified.
SECTION 2: TIME FORFEITURE
You agree to forfeit the time you have spent completing these absurd tasks. Furthermore, you grant us permission to waste additional time in the future under the guise of security.
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More gibberish to make you scroll. The real button is hidden at the bottom. Keep going. You're almost there. Or are you? Yes, you are.
Almost human. Just a little further. Why are you reading this? There is no secret code here. Just filler text.
Acoustic Verification
Clearly state the following phrase into your microphone:
"I AM ABSOLUTELY HUMAN AND NOT A BATCH SCRIPT"
Image Alignment
Slide to complete the puzzle
Slide to verify
Downloading Humanity...
Estimated time: 10,243 years
Do not refresh the page. Your progress is being uploaded to the cloud (which is actually just a hard drive in my basement).