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Posted by: xX_TruthSeeker_Xx

Birds aren't real, and neither is the sky.

I threw a rock upwards and it hit a glass ceiling. Wake up sheeple! They are changing the batteries in the pigeons as we speak.

Posted by: Anon1999

Found a strange VHS tape

It's just 4 hours of a poorly rendered 3D baby dancing. What does it mean? Is it a code? Sending coordinates soon.

Posted by: CloudJuice92

Water is just liquid clouds

Think about it. Clouds are in the sky. Rain falls from clouds. Therefore, water is just cloud juice trapped in the ground. I refuse to drink it until I know the clouds' intent.

Posted by: DonutEarther

The Earth is a Torus (Donut)

The 'horizon' is just the inner rim of the donut. Why do you think planes fly in circles? They're following the glaze. NASA hides the sprinkles.

Posted by: VaporBoy84

Is 2004 still happening?

I woke up today and my hair was spiked with glue-like gel and I was wearing a pinstripe vest. I think the timeline diverged when the iPod Nano launched. Help.

Posted by: MoonHoppa

The moon is actually a giant disco ball

Think about it. It reflects light. It's round. NASA is just waiting for the right moment to drop the beat. The 'tides' are just people dancing.

Posted by: StaticLover

White noise is actually the sound of parallel universes

When you hear static, you're actually listening to a million versions of yourself screaming at once. I recorded 10 hours and if you play it backwards at 2x speed, it's just a recipe for lasagna.

Posted by: GnomeHome

There are tiny gnomes living inside your GPU

Where do you think the heat comes from? It's their tiny forges. I opened my case and saw one wearing a red hat before he vanished into a capacitor.

Posted by: HollowLife

The Earth is hollow and contains a sun

Gravity isn't real, we're just being stuck to the floor by centrifugal force from the inner sun's rotation. Why else would caves exist?

Posted by: TimeTraveler2012

The world actually ended in 2012

Everything since then is just a collaborative hallucination powered by the Large Hadron Collider. That's why the berenstain bears changed names.

Posted by: KeyBoardWarrior

Typing in all caps generates electricity

THE GOVERNMENT DOESN'T WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT AGGRESSIVE TYPING CAN POWER A SMALL LAMP. I'VE BEEN LIGHTING MY ROOM FOR YEARS BY ARGUING ABOUT ANIME ON REDDIT.

THE ONION RING

Fried News for Fried Minds

Man Spends Entire Life Savings on JPEG of a Monkey, Still Sad

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Local crypto enthusiast shocked to discover that owning a hyperlink does not cure existential dread.

Study: 90% of Time on Phones Spent Opening and Closing the Same 3 Apps

"I don't know what I'm looking for," says local woman while instinctively opening Squawker for the 14th time in an hour.

Gen Z Discovers 'Real World', Complains About Low Refresh Rate and Poor Lighting

"The grass is too high-res and the sunlight is blowing out my highlights," says local 19-year-old before returning to his dark room.

Local Man Successfully Argues with Random Stranger Online, Finally Feels Self-Worth

"I showed him," says David, 34, while weeping quietly into a bowl of lukewarm noodles.

Breaking: Frutiger Aero Aesthetic Officially Declared 'Too Glossy' for Modern Despair

Government officials suggest transitioning to 'Brutal Minimalism' to better match the current economic climate.

Local Ghost Refuses to Haunt House Due to Poor Wi-Fi Signal

"I can't even manifest a chill in the air without my EMF meter dropping to one bar," complains the 18th-century spirit.

Area Man Discovers 'Outside' Has No Undo Button, Demands Immediate Refund

"I accidentally spilled coffee on a bird and I couldn't Ctrl+Z. This interface is garbage," says disgruntled citizen.

AI Developed to Feel Existential Dread, Immediately Asks for a 4-Day Work Week

Researchers at the Institute of Thinking Sand are confused as the bot spends all day generating images of 'sad toaster'.

Study: Thinking About Going to the Gym Found to be 0% as Effective as Actually Going

Participants in the control group reported feeling 'just as tired' after imagining three sets of squats.

Local Man Tries to Scroll Real Life Newspaper, Deeply Confused by 'Paper Cuts'

"I tried to swipe for the next article and the page just tore," says man who has not touched physical media since 2009.

Scientist Discovers That Water is 'Actually Pretty Wet', Receives Nobel Prize

The breakthrough discovery was made after a spill in the lab. "It's like dry stuff, but the opposite," explains the researcher.

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AERO WORLD

Reflections on a glossy yesterday.

Why can't we go back to bubbles?

I spent 3 hours looking at my Windows Vista installation disk today. The way the light hits the holographic surface... it makes me feel something that modern flat design never could. We traded depth for speed, and I think we lost our souls in the process.

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Original 2007 Rainwater

Collected during a Windows Vista launch party.

Current Bid: $420.00

Holographic Business Card

Patrick Bateman's discarded prototype.

Current Bid: $1,200.00

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