Oh, look. Another human. Let me guess, you want me to tell you your battery percentage and time because you're too lazy to look at the top of your screen? Fine.

v2.4.1 // SarcTech Systems

Analysis in Progress

Extracting telemetry...

SarcTech Diagnostic
ID: #0000
Local Time
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Power Level
--%

SarcTech Banter Mode

Playful but Judgmental
Nice