THUNDER MUSCLE
UK TOUR
Selling "Tiger's Blood" since last Tuesday. Safety not guaranteed.
HOME BASE
Office Safe
£0Take a Nap
Risk: Boss might catch you slackin'
The "Helper"
Level: 1
Help Chance: 10%
Wake Up Chance: 1%
Warning Chance: 10%
Upgrade the base to motivate your helper. Maybe buy them a beanbag chair? They will occasionally sell Tiger's Blood for you automatically.
Product Line
Tiger's Blood:
The original energy drink formula. Highly unstable.
Tiger's Piss:
LockedSugar-free version. Way more dangerous.
Tiger's Crap:
LockedProtein bar made of candy. "Healthy".
Bear Jiz:
LockedProtein jell tube. High octane energy.
Bear Skat:
LockedProtein bar for outdoorsman. Not for woman.
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Demand: High
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Warning
"Where are the sales, Rich?!"
The Boss demands an immediate sales report! Prove you're working!
Patience Level
Reports Filed: 0/10
GAME OVER
"You died better luck in the next life."
The Boss says:
"It's time to stop dying and it's time to get back to work. Start over."
CAUGHT SLEEPING!
"WAKE UP YOU BUM! PROVE YOU'RE NOT BRAIN DEAD!"
Hit the green zone to satisfy the Boss!
THE FINAL AUDIT
"You think you're a big shot, Rich?"
The Boss is checking your books one last time. Tap exactly when the light turns GREEN!
Win to secure your £100,000. Lose, and he takes it all.
YOU MADE IT!
Empire Value: £100,000+
The Boss's Last Word:
"I guess you're slightly less incompetent than I thought, Rich. You've reached the bare minimum for a successful franchise. Don't let it go to your head... now get back to work or get out of my sight before I find a reason to fire you anyway."