INCIDENT 3008-1 REPORT:
"A human subject exited SCP-3008 pursued by an instance of SCP-3008-2. Subject was killed before Foundation personnel neutralized the threat. A diary was recovered, detailing survival tactics."
RESTOCKING ANOMALY LOG:
THE RATIONING PROTOCOL:
"The Staff are fine during the day, minding their own business. But they aren't very good at their jobs. Restocking takes forever. Ration your food."
DAYTIME: Scavenge and build. The Staff will ignore you, busy with their chores. Don't waste your resources.
NIGHTTIME: The lights go out and they go bonkers. They will find you. They will vocalize. They will work together.
"Maybe if they weren't so busy chasing people in the dark, they'd get the restocking done on time." — Recovered Note.
CRITICAL ANOMALY ALERT:
Instances of SCP-3008-2 appear humanoid but devoid of any features whatsoever. Their proportions are distorted: long arms, short legs, and varying heights.
V2.5 FEATURE: SUSTAINABILITY
Empty PLATES are now persistent assets. Secure them to ensure extraction bonuses.
RESEARCH LOG: DR. CONRAD SCOTT
"Investigating connection between 3008, SCP-058, 1981, and 2432. Site-3008 is becoming unstable. If I don't return, know that the Staff are not just employees—they are a cohesive, hostile species."
ANOMALOUS CLASSIFICATION:
Iris Dark compares Staff to Slender Man. Observation of SCP-682 interaction confirms high lethality: Staff successfully dismembered and boxed 682.
EVENT LOG: "WHEN DAY BREAKS" (SCP-001)
Apollyon-class breach detected. Historical records show SCP-3008-2 and SCP-1678 cooperating with humans to restrain SCP-001-A instances. Cooperation is mandatory.
"The store is now closed. It is time to work together."
Subject reached extraction point at Day .
Recovered Assets:
In accordance with Foundation Containment Protocol 3008-Omega, the exiting subject has been debriefed and Class-A Anesthetic administered for integration back into civilian population. All SCP-3008-2 instances within the extraction perimeter were neutralized with immediate effect.
"Observation complete. Protocol 3008-Omega engaged. Containment integrity maintained."