lost a receipt from March
found a receipt from 3 years ago
receipt so faded it's just vibes
screenshot the receipt then deleted it
googled 'is this tax deductible'
googled 'what even IS a W-2'
googled 'can I write off my cat'
opened TurboTax 6 separate times
asked someone older then regretted it
forgot a form until the last day
filed an extension and felt shame
started in February, stopped, chaos
did taxes at midnight April 14th
let it sit in drafts for 3 weeks
questioned ALL financial decisions
did not understand a single line
wondered if adulting is worth it
stared at a number until it blurred
texted parent 'what is AGI'
refreshed refund tracker 40+ times
already spent refund mentally
owed money and went through grief
refund was $7. wept.
immediately bought something dumb
ignored mail from the IRS
claimed a houseplant as dependent
forgot IRS password 3 times
called IRS, hung up in fear
1099 panic attack
standard deduction sigh of defeat
audit paranoia at 3 AM
W-2 BINGO
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Squares Marked:22 / 24
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