TAX TRAUMA TRIAGE

FORM 1040-PANIC (REV. 2024)

SURVIVORS
19,847

"Input your current state of filing chaos to receive an emergency survival kit. Do not lie to the machine."

1. FILING STATUS

2. COMPLEXITY

3. STRESS LEVEL

Emergency Kit

ISSUED: 04/15/2024

SURVIVABLE
DIAGNOSIS: Procrastinator
VECTORS: W2 Simple
CRITICALITY: Mild Panic

RATIONS ISSUED

APPROVED EXCUSES

TERRIBLE FINANCIAL ADVICE

EST. SURVIVAL ODDS: 92%

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