Dept. of Unfulfilled Wishes

Official Claim Form 1040-W

Please describe the hope, dream, or unrealistic expectation you are seeking a refund for.

0/100

Warning: Filing a false claim may result in immediate reality checks.

Reality Check Inc.

Wish Refund Division

TxID: #

Item Declared:

"..."

Probability: 0.0001%
Effort Expended: Minimal
Refund Due: $0.00

"..."

ALL SALES ARE FINAL.

NO RETURNS ON HOPES & DREAMS.

DENIED