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THE DUMBEST JOURNEY BEGINS

Step 1: Slap

Slap that egg to make it hatch. It's truly that simple.

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STUPID LEVEL 1: SLIGHTLY SILLY
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Your Trash Collection

Collect all 10 unique items to reach Peak Stupidity!

HALL OF DOOFUS

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IT HATCHED!

Behold the stupid thing inside.

A Stupid Thing

The Infinite Bean

"It doesn't do much, but it's really trying."

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