Static hums... "A fragment of 2009. He isn't malicious, just confused. He wanders the halls searching for a player who logged off fifteen years ago. If he catches you, it's because he thinks you're his old friend."
SUBJECT: BACON
"...The silent one. Born from the common default. He is driven by a deep resentment for being called 'basic.' He moves in the shadows between the frames of the camera."
SUBJECT: ELLIOT
"...A red-capped leader. He was once part of a famous squad. Now, he's just a tactical predator. He waits for the perfect moment when your power is low to strike."
SUBJECT: C00L-KID
"...Warning: Data Corrupted. A relic of the old exploits. He exists outside the game's physics. He is loud, fast, and shouldn't be here. Avoid eye contact at all costs."